Ears to the Ground
The human ear contains the hardest bone in
the body. It also contains the smallest bone, one that resembles a stirrup
tinier than a grain of rice. The outside of the ear contains no bone at all,
only cartilage, and skin, and a pendulous lump of fat. The inner ear contains a
round chamber called the vestibule. The actual locus of hearing is called the
organ of Corti and is made up of more than 15,000 hair cells.
Recently, an audiologist tested Gordon
Hempton's ears and found them to be only slightly more sensitive than average.
How then to explain the amazing things
Hempton does with his ears, not the least of which is to hear the difference
between truth and lies?
He swears he can do this. The power to
become Hempton the Human Polygraph reveals itself most often when he listens to
a person being interviewed on the television news and realizes that the person
is spewing a line of utter, A-1 hooey.
This suggests lucrative possibilities
involving bar bets and appearances as a contestant on "The Hollywood
Squares," but Hempton has better things to do than waste his talents on
something so base. That would be like Superman using his X-ray vision to see to
see through
Hempton prefers to train his ears on the
subtle vibrations of nature. He has traveled the globe with a head-shaped
microphone named Fritz to record soundscapes with titles like "Coyote
Grassland," "Juniperwind," "Desert Solitude at Bushman
Fountain," "Receding Tide Reveals Creek," and "Ear of
Wood."
On Hempton's business card it says "The
Sound Tracker, TM." If personalities also could be protected by trademark,
his should be. He is what you might call, at a time when there seem to be fewer
and fewer of them around, an original.
"Quiet places," he says, "are
the think-tank of the soul."
At age 40, Hempton has emerged as one of the
world's premier nature sound recordists, praised by no less an aural expert
than avant-garde composer John Cage. Hempton wants to capture the vanishing
sounds of nature and, by opening our ears to them, move us to preserve the real
thing.
In 1991 he recorded the chorus of dawn
around the globe. Last year he hunted down the sounds of the
After that his plans are fuzzy, though he is intrigued by the writings of Thoreau
and Darwin. Also, he would like someday to find and record the Garden of Eden.
"LISTEN TO THAT." The first time I met
Hempton was to borrow a few of his compact discs, filled with insects buzzing
and wolves howling and brooks babbling. He gave me directions to his office,
which is in the basement of an old Ballard building that also houses a
nightclub and an answering service. The door to his office is metal, with a
padlock. Inside it feels like a bomb shelter, windowless and concrete. Objects
useful in the event of war abound: watertight Army surplus ammo cases;
canisters of camp-stove fuel; a world map with red dots stuck to the Olympic
coast, Hawaii, Australia, Sri Lanka, South Africa, Spain and Brazil.
At the center of the room sat Hempton,
flanked by a computer and a stack of audio gear. "Listen to that,"
Hempton repeated. It was one of the very first things he told me after flicking
off the buzzing fluorescent lights. I strained to hear something besides quiet.
Gradually, I became aware of a faint hum. "It's the building," he
whispered. "The building is vibrating."
A lot of our time together over the next few
weeks went like that: Him whispering about something for me to listen to; me
trying to hear it.
Hempton flipped the lights back on and
dragged out a milk crate filled with material he thought I'd find interesting.
The contents included: a copy of Sound and Vibration ("The noise and
vibration control magazine"); someone's master's thesis, "The Song of
the Common Crow (Corvus brochyrhynchos);" "Acoustic Communication in
Birds," Volumes 1 and 2; "The Effects of Noise on Man;" a 1992
visitor's guide to Hannibal and Mark Twain Lake, with an aerial photo of the
Injun Joe Campground & Waterslide; and a folder of letters from an elementary
school class in Elko, Nev.
The class wrote after watching the PBS
documentary on Hempton's "Dawn Chorus" project. They asked Hempton
things like "Are gaffes part horse?" And, "If you wanted to do
you think you could make Fritz talk?" And, "How much sound do you
think is left in the world?"
Hempton divides the world into two spheres:
quiet and noise. The quiet part is actually brimming with nature sounds: rain
falling on skunk cabbage leaves; stones rubbing against each other in a creek;
insects beating their wings in the morning to make themselves warm and dry
enough to fly. Noise would include cowbells clanging, 8-tracks playing AC/DC's
"Highway to Hell" and that beep-beep-beeping big trucks make when
they back up.
Unfortunately, our ears are not designed to
distinguish between the sounds of nature and noise. The little bones and hairs
inside our head pretty much pick up anything between 20 and 20,000 vibrations
per second and louder than snow falling, then leave it to the brain to make
sense of the racket.
Background noise is Hempton's bane, his
nemesis, the stone in his shoe. In the field, with Fritz bolted to a tripod and
the digital audio tape recorder rolling, Hempton's day has been ruined by a
single mercury-vapor lamp buzzing on a barn an eighth of a mile away.
The nature recordings that Hempton has
grouped by theme and committed to CD are subtle, spatial, sensitively balanced
things: "Cedar Creek," "A Day in the Life of a Planet" and
"Winds Across a Continent." Each selection preserves a symphony of
sound, just as Hempton's binaural microphone picked it up. He positions the
mike meticulously, using Fritz like Ansel Adams used his camera.
When Hempton was starting out as a nature
recordist in 1980 he had trouble finding a noise-free place. So he took a
geological survey map of
In 1984 he found 21 locations where he could
record for 15 minutes, noise-free. Five years later, the number had dwindled to
three. "Nature sound and quietude are not even on the list of
environmental assessment criteria," he says. "What does that tell
you? When it comes to deciding what to protect, we do a lot of listening to
each other but not a lot of listening to the land. And the land is
talking."
Hempton bought a pickup truck with no radio,
which means there's not much to do in it except ride and talk. We are on our
way to a marsh in
I ask Hempton whether his tent is
waterproof. "Hahaha-haha! Tent? What tent?" he hoots. "We're all
wet from the skin in."
Sentences spill from Hempton and pile up
into paragraphs as If they had been floating in his head, perfectly whittled
during all those hours of listening.
In Hempton-speak, valleys are
"amphitheaters," river rocks are "instruments." He
describes the sound of insects awaking in the 
"It's like listening to this sweet
symphony of violins. It really begs the questions: What is our place in this
symphony? Without quiet places, the question is never even posed."
He tells me that the people who filmed the
recent movie about an
This is a man who has given much thought to
wind. Also to streams, surf, showers and the possibility of navigating a forest
by the sound of the trees.
"I'm not a mystic," Hempton says.
"I'm not hearing things that aren't there. It's not like Super Ears is
headed out into the wilderness to hear things no one else can. You don't need a
degree in nature listening. You don't even need five minutes of instruction.
You just go out there and open up."
Eventually, Hempton parks his truck near the
marsh and makes camp in a lumpy grass field across from a field of clear-cut
stumps. Someone logged the field, then burned off the undergrowth - the duff -
to promote a new crop of trees.
No duff means more runoff. More runoff means
an out-of-tune stream. "A stream becomes more harmonious over time,"
Hempton says. "It actually tunes itself. Because of the physics of the
flow, the rocks adjust themselves. A clear-cut sets the sound of a stream back
hundreds of years."
At
Sound gushes through the headphones.
Burbling water; buzzing saw fly; chirping peepers - enough sound to drown in.
"Western winter wren," Hempton
whispers when a new voice joins the chorus. Very nice. But the Eastern winter
wren… Carusos, all. I could tell you real
embarrassing stories about chasing along a mountainside for an Eastern winter
wren that was playing hard to get."
He terminates the recording at
LINER NOTES for Hempton's life:
He can sit so still during recording that
birds have been known to land on him.
He has stopped being surprised to hear
underground water flowing, insects chewing or skunk cabbage growing.
One of his eyes is greener than much grass
(the other is brown), and his face is so angular that if it were a rock you
would not want to climb it.
Caves and other enclosed spaces scare him.
He calls his 7-year-old son
"Oogie," because when Hempton and his wife, Julie, were standing by
his crib trying to think of a nickname, that's the sound he made. He did not
christen his micro-phone Fritz - that moniker was selected by the German
manufacturer, who wanted something more euphonious than "the Neumann
KU-81i."
He played trumpet until eighth grade, when he
grew bored with reading sheet music and began spending more time floating down
the
He treats Fritz with the same product sold
at auto supply stores to preserve tires, vinyl tops and dash boards.
He beholds a few of his fellow sound
recordists with the same regard that his father, an Eagle Scout and retired
Coast Guard communication specialist, reserves for tent peg stealers and fire
cheats. Woe to those - and they are many - who would sell studio-futzed crapola, or pass off
crinkling cellophane as a brush fire, or whistling elevator shafts as genuine
wind. "It's fakery. Fraud. Looped product. Some of the sounds are totally
faked - synthesized. Everyone has this idea that nature needs to be improved
upon. If anything, it's a matter of where you're standing and when you're
standing there. My job is finding the unmarked seats in nature's symphony
halls." (In the growing niche of nature sound albums,
tapes and CDs, Hempton's material happens to be the
only recordings endorsed by the
He lives in a part of Ballard where
neighbors can still talk to each other from their front porches without
shouting.
His ''hit list of sounds," which he
hopes to capture someday, includes wind through pine trees, "the ultimate
thunderstorm," and a place he calls Sonesia. It
is "The Garden of Eden, almost. That perfect habitat. The actual cradle of
human life. I can almost hear it in my mind. I haven't been able to find it,
but it's something I know exists. I think it's in
He loves to hear firecrackers explode, and
counts himself a recovering pyromaniac.
He has recorded hog roundups and irrigation
windmills and
WRITING ABOUT MUSIC, someone once said, is
like dancing about architecture. That is, words fail. So, too, when the music
is nature's.
A woodpecker sounds like dragging your
knuckle fast over a damp washboard, sort of. Rain on skunk-cabbage leaves
sounds like ball bearings dropping on a plastic umbrella, in a way. The
fluttering of some bird's wings sounds like a playing card in bicycle spokes,
or something. Heard all at once, they sound like nothing else, really.
John Muir - father of the national parks,
founder of the Sierra Club, eccentric -knew how to describe nature sounds
without falling back on the noises of man. Muir filled his journals with
entries like this one, from an August night in 1886 when he made camp near the
head of a place called
"Soon the night wind began to flow from
the snowy peaks overhead, at first only a gentle breathing, then gaining
strength, in less than an hour rumbled in massive volume something like a
boisterous stream in a boulder choked channel, roaring and moaning down the
canyon as if the work it had to do was tremendously important and fateful; and
mingled with these storm tones were those of the waterfalls on the north side
of the canyon, now sounding distinctly, now smothered by the heavier cataracts
of air making a glorious psalm of savage wilderness."
Hempton combed all eight volumes of Muir's
published journals and books, looking for nature sound descriptions. He found a
lot. They inspired Hempton's latest major project, a sonic portrait of
The
repercussion of a single square inch of quiet would ripple through an entire
park. Hempton reckons it would affect land use for about 80 miles in every
direction, and would stifle the debate about good noise versus bad noise. [emphasis added]
If Muir were somehow to come back to life,
he and Hempton would be hard pressed to keep quiet in each other's company.
They both attended the
Muir's writings include a few sketchy
passages on biscuit dough, which he advised be kneaded to the consistency of
one's ear lobe. Hempton spent several days in the kitchen trying to bake a
decent Muir biscuit. He emerged with what resembles a pleasant-tasting 10-grain
shingle.
Hempton, as did Muir, takes great pleasure
in lightening his load. His recording gear alone weighs about 50 pounds; what's
left to jettison are creature comforts. He sleeps under a tarp instead of in a
tent (to save weight, but also because he likes to feel the wind on his face).
He dries his own jerky. To meet both his flatware and dental hygiene needs at
the same time, he carries a combination spoon-toothbrush of his own design.
Hempton loves to devise elegant solutions to
the problems nature throws his way. To boil a pot of water faster he carved a
floating wooden lid. To help keep his balance while hiking rough terrain he
built a walking staff he calls a "pole pack": two 3-foot lengths of
Boeing surplus titanium tube, connected by a quick-release lever from an old
bicycle, and crammed with survival gear (knife and saw, two lighters, two
flash-lights, two flares, a tube each of sunscreen and insect repellent,
aspirin, fishing line, lures, hooks, weights and a shaker each of salt and
pep-per).
For cold weather recording he sewed a pair
of head phones inside a hooded sweatshirt. He also spent two days trying to
stitch together a hammock that could be slung in his canoe, so he could sleep
in the middle of a lake if he wanted to. At some point he will undoubtedly want
to.
"He gets obsessed with a certain
concept - like hammocks," says his wife, Julie, who bought her husband a
heavy duty sewing machine for his 40th birthday. "I think that's how he
relaxes."
Hempton designed his sleeping bag, too, an
ingenious zipless model with drawstrings on either
end. A climber friend took one to the top of Everest. He had hoped to patent
the bag, but it turned out to be too similar to an already patented fabric
sleeve designed in the '20s for shipping bowling pins.
A LIFE MAKES A BETTER story if it includes
an epiphany. Muir's happened in a
industrialized world and set off on his Thousand Mile
Walk to the
Hempton's particular
Driving from his summer job as a foreign fisheries observer out of
Before the end of that academic year,
Hempton quit school and moved to
He had in mind to find work in botany but
interviewed for a job as a Bucky's bike messenger on a lark. Then he took the
job on a lark. Having spent his ration of larks, he soon realized there was
money to be made as a serious bike messenger, leaving weekends free to pursue
his true calling. He rode like a man possessed and sunk most of his earnings
into better sound recording equipment: a $10,000 Swiss reel-to-reel deck; his
$3,500 microphone, Fritz, designed to duplicate human hearing for testing the
acoustics of concert halls.
He learned to use his gear in the urban
wilderness: outside bars, at poker parties, alongside the railroad tracks in
hobo jungles. His first commercially available recording was a cassette of the clickety-clack of railroad tracks; Hempton convinced a
local hobby shop to stock it.
Meanwhile, the audio experts he peppered
with technical questions mostly ignored him or treated him as if he were a bit
flaky. John Cage, though, listened. "I wrote pages-long letters and Cage
would reply with a paragraph or two of advice. Which I never did really
understand," says Hempton. "The most important message was that what
I was doing was important. Everyone else was saying, 'Why are you doing this?'
I needed someone to tell me I wasn't crazy."
After seven years in the saddle as a bike
messenger, Hempton dismounted to track sound full time. A short while later,
when his tape deck was in the shop for repairs, he hopped back on his Bucky's
bike to make some quick cash; as a bonus, he met the woman who would be his
wife. Another bike messenger, she had been hired to fill the opening he left.
Six weeks after their first date (a walk along the railroad tracks;
campfire-roasted rabbit; harmonica music) they eloped. For a wedding
announcement they sent postcards with a photograph of the two of them hopping
into a boxcar.
Subtracting all the time Hempton has been out in the
field recording, they have probably spent only six of those nine married years
together. A few weeks after their daughter Abigail was born, Hempton left on
the Dawn Chorus project; that project alone consumed more than four months in
the field.
"Everybody thinks it's easy,"
Julie says. "They picture him sitting around the campfire drinking a cup
of coffee with the tape recorder running. They don't imagine him at
He caught pneumonia once waiting for a herd
of elk to snort by in the
He survived, eventually to record 15 compact
discs collected under the Earth Sound series and Quiet Places Collection, along
with other recordings not commercially available. In 1989, for instance, aided
by a $10,000 Lindbergh Foundation grant, he celebrated the state centennial by
recording "The Washington Wilderness Soundscape," based on pioneer
diaries.
He made an even bigger splash the following
year. His proposal for the Dawn Chorus project - a 70,000-mile odyssey to
record the morning songs of birds around the earth - won honorable mention from
the Rolex Spirit of Enterprise Awards.
"I wanted to hear the world as an
endless song of hope and promise for the future, and I could picture it as dawn
circling the globe," Hempton wrote.
Up until a few years ago, Hempton's expenses
have drowned out his income. He financed $15,000 of the dawn chorus budget out
of his own pocket, for instance. He and his family live simply, in a rented
house with a large vegetable garden. "I'd rather make memories than
money," he has said, and life so far has taken him at his word.
He did not win any money from Rolex, but did
receive a fancy watch. "Which helps with your
credibility when you go to the bank," Hempton notes, "to explain why
your check bounced."
HEMPTON WANTS TO introduce me to a creek
named Ellen. Her mouth opens from the Olympic Peninsula into the
"
We drive west from
When we get to the beach we walk north.
Hempton points out a few of his favorite driftwood logs. Some of them look like
giant bleached femurs, with hollow chambers at the root end big enough to hold
Fritz. At the mouth of
It rains all night. By morning,
The rain stops long enough for Hempton to
lug Fritz to the beach and record some surf. It clatters in on the rocks, then
makes a sound that Hempton likens to hands dragged across piano keys as it
rakes back across the shore, then it makes a completely different sound as the
leftover foam fizzes through the rocks and into the sand below. Hempton points
Fritz at a half-buried rock. He listens for a moment and says, "Oh
wow."
Walking back along the beach to the parking
lot we meet a man with a tiny dog and a cap with some sort of military insignia.
Once, years ago, this same man noticed Hempton sticking his head in a driftwood
stump and asked him, "What are you doing?" Hempton told him; then the
man asked "What do you do for a living?"
Then a skinny kid in high-tops runs down the
beach with a log across his shoulders in the manner of Christ carrying the
cross.
Driving out of the park Hempton stops at the
ranger station. A maintenance man with an embroidered name tag "M.
Terry" confirms that the land where
"Mmmh-hmmm,"
M. Terry says all somber-like. "It's all been logged. All been logged. It
don't look purdy. Don't look good at all."
Hempton asks: "Is there a creek that
goes from the headwaters to the ocean without logging?" M. Terry doesn't
say anything for what feels like a long time. "No," he says finally.
"I was gonna say the Cedar, but no. My mind's
still flashin' all down the coast, but no. Unhuh."
Hempton climbs back into his truck and
doesn't say anything for what feels like another long time. When he does, it
is: "We have a Forest Service, but it's not a forest. It's a corn field,
is what it is."
We drive to Forks and eat Logger Burgers at
a coffee shop named The Coffee Shop. A bulletin board is covered with snapshots
of men posing with big fish. In the men's room of The Coffee Shop, the wood
paneling above the urinal is bleached several shades lighter than the rest of
the paneling owing to the repeated removal of graffiti. Then we stop at a laundromat to dry our sleeping bags and listen to a man in
a shingle company cap tell his friend about the qualities of a good boss.
"He's only got three rules: The workers
gotta get along; number two, no cussing; number
three, no fighting or you're down the road." You don't feel like you're
eaves-dropping in a laundromat, because people talk
so loud to be heard over the washers and dryers.
Back in the truck Hempton says: "You
know, I don't blame the people of Forks. They're not the ones who cut the
old-growth forests. It's people in downtown
The rain picks up, mixed with hail the size
of corn kernels. Hempton tells me that John Muir considered himself a
connoisseur of spring water, preferring some varieties to the finest champagne.
"Yeahhhh,. I
wish I knew Muir. Personally. I wouldn't want to ask him anything. I'd just
want to hang out with him. Go for a walk with him. I'd want to hear his voice.
Was it round and smooth? Or was it tense and worn out? Was he discouraged by
the fact he saw the wilderness being destroyed under his feet? His voice would
tell you."

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